Beauty and the Beard

Fuck a challenge
Over here we ingest
All of our fruits and veggies.
Bust nuts and pop cherries.
V8,
I'm good for you.
"V" ate,
That's a whole meal for you.

Ayo,
A taste of me
will elevate your mood.
Baby
I'm 100%
pure cedar wood.
Just heed the warning--
2 teapoons of me
first thing in the morning.
Lightly coated
from root to tips.
Just enough
to hydrate and nourish
what's under your
succulent lips.

I'll keep you looking
fresh,
shiny and
well tamed.
No worries,
you can thank me
when you come back
up from playing the
alphabet game.

A
B
C

There's no lies
what's between
my thighs,
leaves em moisturized.
The truth--
My coochie is like
the fountain of youth.
Naturally organic
have you
feeling and looking way young.
Have you saying and doing stupid shit--
you'll be all the way sprung.
I mean
Olay.
What more can I say?
I'm not trying to come off
as overly arrogant and bold.
Just letting you know that
this shit right here my nigga,
could be
bottled and sold.

I'm done,
finished.
There's nothing left to bargain.
Them other babies are Johnson's
and I'm essential
Argan.
The kind you apply when you wanna
be pampered and spoiled.
The only one worth considering
when you want the finest of beard oils.